Book Review: Santa’s Kinky Elf, Simon by Damian Serbu

Reviewed by Susan65

Title: Santa’s Kinky Elf, Simon
Author: Damian Serbu
Series: Simon the Elf
Heroes: Simon & Jonah
Genre: M/M Paranormal
Length: 11k words
Publisher: NineStar Press
Release Date: November 5, 2018
Available at: NineStar PressAmazon
Add it to your shelf: Goodreads

Blurb: Santa has big plans to release a story about himself right before Christmas, revealing his true nature as a vampire. He decides the best advanced publicity comes from reality stories and enlists Simon the Elf, a captive former human, to hit Chicago for the holidays and strike up a romance.

Santa wants Simon to document the whole thing, so they can give people a taste for life under Santa’s enslavement before the main story hits. Forced to the Second City against his will, Simon at first resists Santa’s orders, knowing a romance would be short lived at best, and at worst bring some innocent victim into Santa’s evil orbit.

But Simon failed to reckon with the charm and wit of Jonah, a hot guy he meets his first night on the town. Falling hard, Simon takes up with his new love despite knowing the awful choice ahead of him. Santa’s Kinky Elf, Simon, tells you this tragic love story in the elf’s own words.

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Review:

This is basically a shortie prequel of the next book, Santa Is a Vampire.  I jumped on this because the premise of Santa being a vampire was just so far out there that I had to read it. But man, who knew Santa was such an evil bastard. This is kind of dark, with the North Pole being a place to house kidnapped and enslaved elves. Simon was a normal man once, but now he is a miniature of his old self, and forced to do Santa’s dirty work. That dirty work is in the form of Jonah.
This is truly just a big ol’ tease and there isn’t much substance, but I believe the purpose is just to grab your attention and get you prepared for the real book. Santa is not a good guy and he doesn’t sparkle so prepare yourself, Christmas will be ruined for many.

Overall Impression: I really liked it

*I received a copy of this book from the author in return for a fair and honest review.*

Categories: 4 Star Ratings, Book Review, LGBT, Published in 2018, Susan65's Reviews | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

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