Honorary Bloggers Lisa Henry and J.A. Rock: Better Than Sex Cake + Giveaway!

Honorary_Blogger_PostHi! We’re Lisa Henry and J.A. Rock, the authors of THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF ALTONA. We’re touring the web taking about our influences, our processes, anything we can think about actually, and even giving you guys a sneak peak or two! And what would a blog tour be without a contest? Check out the details at the bottom of the post to see what you can win!

“Do you think if I take Mac some cake, he’ll be less angry?”

“I think if you take him some cake, you’ll come out wearing it.”

-THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF ALTONA

The PLAYING THE FOOL series contains a lot of references to cake. This is mostly because Henry Page–con man, junk food addict, and Shakespeare aficionado–spends 85% of his waking life thinking about cake. And so do we. So we’ve decided to let Henry share a favorite recipe with you today, a cake aptly called “Better Than sex Cake.” It’s easy to make, incredibly delicious, and will definitely kill you. Like, McDonald’s wishes it could come up with something less healthy for you than this. So hold onto your cholesterol counter (We’re kidding, throw it away.) and enjoy.

BETTER THAN SEX CAKE

INGREDIENTS:

1 box devil’s food cake mix

1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk

1 (12-ounce) jar caramel ice cream topping

8 ounces Cool Whip

½-1 cup Heath toffee bits

“It’s really good. The frosting is as soft as a baby seal.

Or a cloud. Or a baby seal riding a cloud.”

DIRECTIONS:

  1. Bake the cake according to the directions on the box.
  2. Remove the cake from the oven and immediately poke holes all over the top using either the bottom of a wooden spoon, a skewer or a fork.
  3. In a medium bowl, stir together the sweetened condensed milk and caramel sauce, then slowly drizzle the mixture all over the cake. Allow the cake to cool completely at room temperature, then refrigerate for at least 1 hour.
  4. Spread the Cool Whip over the top of the cake, top with the Heath toffee bits and refrigerate again for 1 hour. Serve cold and refrigerate any leftovers.

“Funny,” Jeff said after a few minutes. “You’d think Maxfield would be cake after Rasnick.”

Mac wasn’t sure if that was an insult or not. And did Jeff have to say cake?

About The Two Gentlemen of Altona

TwoGentlemenOfAltona_500x750Mischief, thou art afoot.

Special Agent Ryan “Mac” McGuinness is having a rough week. Not only is he on a new diet, but he’s also been tasked with keeping Henry Page—the world’s most irritating witness—alive. Which is tough when Mac’s a breath away from killing the Shakespeare-quoting, ethically-challenged, egg-obsessed Henry himself. Unless killing isn’t really what Mac wants to do to him.

Con man Henry Page prefers to keep his distance from the law . . . though he wouldn’t mind getting a little closer to uptight, handsome Agent McGuinness. As the sole witness to a mob hit, Henry’s a valuable asset to the FBI. But he’s got his own agenda, and it doesn’t involve testifying.

When evidence surfaces of a mole in the FBI office, Mac and Henry are forced to go into hiding. Holed up in a fishing cabin, they’re surprised to discover that their feelings run more than skin deep. But as the mob closes in, Henry has to make his escape. And Mac has to decide how far he’s willing to go to keep Henry by his side.

THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF ALTONA is the first in our PLAYING THE FOOL trilogy. Book 2, THE MERCHANT OF DEATH, will be available on February 2. Book 3, TEMPEST, will be released March 9.

You can preorder the series, and check out excerpts, at Riptide.

Blog_Tour_Giveaway

Thanks for following our tour! To celebrate our release, we’re giving away an awesome prize – an ebook copy of a novel of your choice from either of our back catalogs. We’re also giving away a $20 Riptide gift voucher, and the contents of Henry Page’s bag during his arrest in THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF ALTONA: that’s some Shakespeare and a bunch of Henry’s favorite candy!

All you have to do is leave a comment on this post with a way for us to contact you, be it your email, your twitter, or a link to your facebook or goodreads account. Please put your email in the body of the comment, not just in email section of the comment form, because we won’t be able to see it otherwise! On January 9, we’ll draw a winner from all eligible comments! Be sure to follow the whole tour, because the more comments you leave, the more chances you have to win the prize!

Don’t forget to check out JustJen’s review of The Two Gentlemen of Altona to see what she thought of it!

Good luck!

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Categories: Book Promo, Giveaways, Honorary Blogger Post, LGBT, Published in 2014 | Tags: , , , , , | 19 Comments

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19 thoughts on “Honorary Bloggers Lisa Henry and J.A. Rock: Better Than Sex Cake + Giveaway!

  1. Serena S.

    Thanks for the review! I’m looking forward to reading this series. And thanks for the giveaway!
    serena91291@gmail.com

  2. Lisa

    This new series sounds like a lot of fun. I need to try out that cake recipe too. 🙂 Thanks for the giveaway!
    lkbherring64(at)gmail(dot)com

  3. Cornelia

    Just got the book, will be reading tonight.
    cvsimpkins@msn.com

  4. debby236

    This sounds like just the type of book I love to read. Thanks for the chance.
    debby236 at hotmail dot com

  5. Waxapplelover

    Love the idea of posting a cake recipe. It’s always nice to see something different. Just reading the ingredients gave me a sugar rush, though! Thanks for the chance to win.

    Waxapplelover (at) gmail (dot) com

  6. OMG, that cake recipe looks soooo good! And just reading the contents of Henry’s bag tells me enough about his character to know I want to read his story. Brilliant idea for a giveaway! I love it when writers get into their characters like this, because if they’re not real to the people who write their story, how can they ever be real to the reader? Best of luck with this new series, and Happy New Year!
    kshugrue@gmail.com or @MerryRogue on Twitter

  7. Jen CW

    Thanks for the recipe! Thanks for the giveaway too!
    jczlapin@gmail.com

  8. Antonia

    Looking forward to reading this! Thanks for the chance to win and the recipe! amaquilante(at)gmail(dot)com

  9. Thank for the recipe and the review!

    humhumbum AT yahoo DOT com

  10. bn100

    Interesting cake

    bn100candg at hotmail dot com

  11. Denise Dechene

    Cake looks decadent. Loved the review of the book. Sounds like a good book. Adding to the buy list

    redmd@juno.com

  12. I’m not a hug fan of cake – unless of course you back them in cupcake/muffin form, lol definitely going to have to try this one that way
    thanks for the chance beeheeley(@)gmail(.)com

  13. Oh my I am not sure I can have this cake. I am not surwe if the heath bar contain what I am allergic to or not. but thank you for the giveaway you can contact me at rojoroaors@yahoo.com

  14. Debra E

    Sounds tasty, but the caramel sauce would likely be halfway gone before the cake finished baking!

    debdeege (at) optonline (dot) net

  15. Congratulations on the new release! I forgot how good this cake is and yep it will kill you!

  16. jenf27

    The cake and book both sound wonderful! Thanks for the post and contest.

    jen.f {at} mac {dot} com

  17. Pingback: The Two Gentlemen of Altona by Lisa Henry & J.A. Rock Blog Tour, Excerpt, Review & Giveaway! | MM Good Book Reviews

  18. Hmmm, I wonder if this recipe would work with a gluten free cake mix as well. I’ll have to try it because that recipe sounds delicious! Congratulations on your newest release, ladies!
    taina1959 @ yahoo.com

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