Exclusive Excerpt from Rebel
by K.M. Neuhold & Nora Phoenix
I’m trying to listen to my monotone professor when an iMessage pops up from Rebel.
Rebel: I’m horny
Troy: Lol, stop the presses. I’m in class, dude.
Rebel: Oh shit lol, sorry.
Rebel: So I guess it would be rude of me to send you a pic of my epic erection right now?
Troy: It seems rude to your erection to not let the little guy out to play
Troy: Lol, I misspoke, not little. My ass can attest to that. Now, let’s see it
I wait with baited breath, unsure if he’s actually going to send me a dick pic while I’m in class. It’s a ballsy move, and Rebel’s just the kind of guy who would do it.
Seconds later, an image pops up, and I have to stifle a laugh at the sheer audacity of it. Rebel wasn’t wrong; this erection appears particularly epic, and I’m kind of bummed I’m in class and can’t help him take full advantage of it.
“Dude, are you looking at porn in class?” Mason whispers.
“Technically? I’m not exactly sure,” I answer with a chuckle.
Troy: Is it technically porn when you send me a dick pic?
Rebel: Dictionary definition yes because porn is any image or explicit description used for a sensual purpose (says Google). But in a colloquial sense, I’d say no because we don’t usually consider dick pics porn, we consider them “sexting”.
Troy: Is it weird that I’m even more turned on by how smart you sound right now than by your dick pic?
Rebel: Not to make this weird, and I know you’re allergic to emotions and shit, but that really means a lot to me to hear you say.
Troy: Yup, you made it weird. Lol.
Troy: You like my asshole, dick.
Rebel: You like my dick
Troy: We seem to be at an impasse here. Maybe your dick and my asshole can work this out later.
Rebel: Count on it 😉
I close the chat window with one last longing look at the dick pic and once again try to focus on class.