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Unraveled by K.M. Neuhold: Exclusive Excerpt & Giveaway!

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by K.M. Neuhold

“Nobody’s knocked up,” I grumble. “And nobody’s gonna get knocked up because I’m dating Clay.”

Stunned silence is about what I expected, and my brothers don’t disappoint. I chance a look at them and find them both gaping at me like I’ve grown an extra head.

“You’re shitting us,” Tony guesses weakly.

“Nope.” I shake my head and square my shoulders to prepare for the inevitable onslaught that’ll come as soon as they realize what I’m telling them.

“You’re a queer?” Gio asks with quiet confusion.

The word isn’t said with venom, so I keep my own tone even when I answer. “I told you not to use that word, Gio.”

“Okay, but are you?”

“I don’t really know,” I admit. “I still like women, and I like Clay.” I shrug.

“But he’s a guy,” Tony points out, making me chuckle.

“Yeah, I noticed that.”

“I don’t get it,” Gio admits.

“Okay, it’s like, imagine if someone gave you a fully restored 1963 Corvette Stingray Split Window Coupe but instead of being red like you always pictured, it was black. Would you send it back?” Gio and Tony both shake their head at the sacrilegious idea. “That’s exactly what this is like. Clay is everything I ever wanted. He’s everything I was missing in every woman I ever dated. Did I expect my soulmate to have a dick? No. But, hell, my own was always fun enough to play with; now, I’ve got a spare.”

Gio cracks a smile, and Tony still looks bewildered, but I can tell my words registered on some level.

“I guess that makes sense,” Gio admits.

I breathe a sigh of relief and pull my brother into a hug. Gio squeezes back and claps me on the back.

When I release him, I turn to Tony, weary of what I might find there.

“As long as you don’t tell me what you two do in bed, I can live with it,” Tony concedes.

I roll my eyes at him. “Dude, like I want to tell you about my sex life anyway. You’re the one who thinks everyone needs a play by play.”

Tony chuckles. “That’s fair,” he agrees, and then he opens his arms for a hug too.

Once the Kumbaya moment is over, the three of us head inside for dinner.

Clay is in the middle of helping my mom put the finishing touches on some sort of chocolate dessert, and he raises an eyebrow in question as soon as he sees me.

With my brothers right behind me, I stride over to Clay and pull him into a kiss, letting my tongue sweep briefly into his mouth.

“Mmm, you taste like chocolate,” I note, bumping my nose against Clay’s in an affectionate gesture.

“You taste like giant, sexy man,” Clay teases.

“Get a room,” Gio complains, and Tony chuckles.

My dad comes over and claps me on the shoulder without comment. I guess my mom decided to take one thing off my plate for me after all. We all sit down around the table and Ma fills our plates.

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Rebel by K.M. Neuhold & Nora Phoenix: Exclusive Excerpt & Giveaway!

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by K.M. Neuhold & Nora Phoenix

I’m trying to listen to my monotone professor when an iMessage pops up from Rebel.

Rebel: I’m horny

Troy: Lol, stop the presses. I’m in class, dude.

Rebel: Oh shit lol, sorry.

Rebel: So I guess it would be rude of me to send you a pic of my epic erection right now?

Troy: It seems rude to your erection to not let the little guy out to play

Rebel: Little????

Troy: Lol, I misspoke, not little. My ass can attest to that. Now, let’s see it

I wait with baited breath, unsure if he’s actually going to send me a dick pic while I’m in class. It’s a ballsy move, and Rebel’s just the kind of guy who would do it.

Seconds later, an image pops up, and I have to stifle a laugh at the sheer audacity of it. Rebel wasn’t wrong; this erection appears particularly epic, and I’m kind of bummed I’m in class and can’t help him take full advantage of it.

“Dude, are you looking at porn in class?” Mason whispers.

“Technically? I’m not exactly sure,” I answer with a chuckle.

Troy: Is it technically porn when you send me a dick pic?

Rebel: Dictionary definition yes because porn is any image or explicit description used for a sensual purpose (says Google). But in a colloquial sense, I’d say no because we don’t usually consider dick pics porn, we consider them “sexting”.

Troy: Is it weird that I’m even more turned on by how smart you sound right now than by your dick pic?

Rebel: Not to make this weird, and I know you’re allergic to emotions and shit, but that really means a lot to me to hear you say.

Troy: Yup, you made it weird. Lol.

Rebel:  Asshole

Troy: You like my asshole, dick.

Rebel: You like my dick

Troy: We seem to be at an impasse here. Maybe your dick and my asshole can work this out later.

Rebel: Count on it 😉

I close the chat window with one last longing look at the dick pic and once again try to focus on class.

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